搞笑的三年级英语短笑话

　　 搞笑的三年级英语短笑话。同学们在英语学习中必定有枯燥乏味的时候。在枯燥的学习中怎么能少了笑话来调味一下我们乏味枯燥的学习日常呢?今天大思英语小编为你准备了三年级英语短笑话，一起来笑一笑吧!

　　 搞笑的三年级英语短笑话

　　 三年级英语短笑话1：Expensive Price

　　 Dentist: I'm sorry, madam, but I'll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son's tooth.

　　 Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for an extraction.

　　 Dentist: I usually do. But your son yelled so loud, he scared four other patients out of the office.

　　 昂贵的代价

　　 牙科医生：对不起，夫人，为给您的儿子拔牙，我得收二十五美元。

　　 母亲：二十五美元!可是我知道您拔一颗牙只要五美元呀?

　　 牙科医生：是的。但是您儿子这么大声地叫唤，他都吓跑四位病人了

　　 1.

　　 Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home.

　　 老师：谁能回到我下一个问题，谁就可以回家了。

　　 One boy throws his bag out the window.

　　 一个小男孩把书包扔到窗外。

　　 Teacher: who just threw that!

　　 老师：谁刚刚把书包扔出去了?

　　 Boy: Me! I’m going home now.

　　 男孩：我!我现在要回家了。

　　 2.

　　 What dog can jump higher than a building?

　　 什么狗比大楼跳的还高?

　　 Anydog, buildings can't jump!

　　 任何一只狗，大楼又跳不起来。

　　 3.

　　 What has a head, a tail, and no body?

　　 什么有头、有尾，但是没有身体?

　　 A coin!

　　 硬币。

　　 4.

　　 What has one eye but cannot see?

　　 什么有一只眼睛，却看不见?

　　 A needle.

　　 针。

　　 5.

　　 Wife: "How would you describe me?"

　　 妻子：你会怎么形容我呢?

　　 Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

　　 丈夫：ABCDEFGHIJK.

　　 Wife: "What does that mean?"

　　 妻子：那是什么意思?

　　 Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."

　　 丈夫：迷人的、魅力的、可爱的、令人愉悦的、优雅的、时髦的、漂亮的和火辣的。

　　 Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

　　 妻子：哇，谢谢，但是IJK是什么意思呢?

　　 Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

　　 丈夫：开个玩笑!

　　 A poor pig Danny is a little pig . He is unhappy because he wants to leave home to see the world . It's a sunny day . Danny goes away when his parents are sleeping . on his way he meets an elephant , a peacock and a rabbit . At last , he gets to a lake . He looks at his reflection in the water and says, I wish I have an elephant's nose , a peacock's tail and a rabbit's ears . after a while , Danny's wish comes true . He runs back excitedly . But his parents can't recognize Danny , Go away , you're not our son . Danny goes to the lake again . I just want to be a pig . He says sadly .Danny waits and waits . He becomes a pig again . Danny runs back quickly . His parents hug and say , This is our lovely baby . 可怜的小猪 丹尼是只小猪，为此他很不开心，他希望自己能够拥有大象的鼻子、孔雀的尾巴、小兔的耳朵。

　　 可是，当他的愿望实现的时候，爸爸妈妈却不认他了。

　　 可怜的小猪决定，还是变回自己原来的样子吧。

　　 搞笑的三年级英语短笑话，三年级的英语故事相对而言比较简单和简短，因为三年级同学的英语词汇量还不足够丰富。下面大思英语将为大家带来难度相对大的小学五年级英语故事，一起来看看吧。

　　 The Boys And The Frogs One spring day some naughty boys were playing near a pond. They began to throw stones into the water. In the pond lived many frogs were much afraid of the boys, for the stones hurt some of the frogs. At last an old frog lifted his head out of the water and said， ¨Boys, please donˇt throw stones at us.〃 The boys said， ¨We are only playing.〃 ¨I know that, but please stop throwing stones, my boys. What is play to you is death to us，〃 said the old frog. So the boys stopped throwing stones and went away.春天里的一天，一些顽皮的男孩在一个水塘边玩耍。

　　 他们开始往水里扔石块。

　　 许多生活在水塘里的青蛙非常害怕这些男孩，因为石头曾弄伤了他们中的一些。

　　 最后一只老青蛙把他的脑袋探出水面，他说：孩子们，请别向我们扔石头。

　　 男孩说：我们只是在玩耍。

　　 我知道，但请别扔石头，孩子们。

　　 对你们而言的玩耍对我们可意味着死亡。

　　 老青蛙说。

　　 因此男孩们不再扔石头并且离开了

　　 这个行吗?The Dog And The Shadow 狗和它的影子 A DOG, crossing a bridge over a stream with a piece of flesh in his mouth, saw his own shadow in the water, and took it for that of another Dog, with a piece of meat double his own in size. He therefore let go his own, and fiercely attacked the other Dog, to get his larger piece from him. He thus lost both: that which he grasped at in the water, because it was a shadow; and his own, because the stream swept it away. 一条狗嘴里叼块肉，来到一座桥上。它看见水里有自己的影子， 以为是另一条嘴里也叼着一块比自己那块肉大一倍的狗。它忙丢下自己嘴里的那块肉，猛力地攻击水里的狗。试图去抢它的肉。结果，它两块肉都得不到。 因为那只是一个影子，它自己的影子而已。真正的肉也被水冲走了。这个也可以的Which do you find more important, money or friends? B: Friends, of course. A: Why? B: I can always borrow money from friends. 钱和朋友 甲：你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要? 乙：当然是朋友。

　　 甲：为什么? 乙：我总可以从朋友那儿借到钱 这个呢?The Nice Wedding GiftWe attended the wedding of an acquaintance's son. Because we did not know the young man or his bride, we decided to send them a practical household gift, a fire extinguisher. Apparently, the couple mass-produced their thank-you notes because we received a card saying: Thank you very much for the nice wedding gift. We look forward to using it soon.漂亮的结婚礼物我们参加了一个熟人的儿子的婚礼。

　　 由于我们都不认识那个年轻人和他的新娘，所以我们决定送给他们一个实用的全家礼----一个灭火器。

　　 很明显，这对新人大批量制作了他们的感谢信，因为我们收到了一张卡片，上面写着：非常感谢您的漂亮的结婚礼物，我们期待着不久就用到它。

　　 以上就是搞笑的三年级英语短笑话的全部内容，以上笑话同学们都能够看懂吗?看不懂的同学也没有关系，可以在英语学习中多看一些简单的英语笑话丰富自己的英语词汇量，相信这些笑话是难不住大家的。