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　　 1、Dream

　　 The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was interviewing a prospective student. Why have you chosen this career? he asked.

　　 I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father, the student replied.

　　 Your father made a million dollars in farming? echoed the impressed dean.

　　 No,replied the applicant. But he always dreamed of it.

　　农校的招生办主任在面试一个上线的学生，你为何要选择这个职业？他问。
我梦想以经营农场来赚一百万元，就像我父亲一样。这个学生回答说。
你父亲经营农场赚了一百万元？主任惊诧地问道。

　　没有，这位申请人回答道，他总是梦想着赚到这个数目。

　　 2、Wedding or Not

　　 Uncle Frank, at 79, was a healthy and wealthy man, a lifelong bachelor.
He courted a lot, he said, butnever boiled over-just simmered.
On a whim, he decided to take a trip around the country to look up nearly a dozen old girlfriends.

　　 Upon his return he exclaimed, Whew! Thank goodness I never married any of those women - They're all widows now!

　　弗兰克叔叔七十八岁了，富有而健康。
他是个终生单身汉，他曾追求过很多女孩，但从不过热——见好就收。
一天他突发奇想，决定四处走走，去看看他那些接近一打的旧时女友。

　　他回来即叹道：嘘！谢天谢地幸亏我没娶那些女人中的任何一个。如今她们都成寡妇了！

　　 3、Lifetime Warranty

　　 After burying his mother nine months earlier, a client of the local mortuary finally had enough money to purchase the expensive coffin had originally wanted.
So we exhumed the body and transferred his deceased mother into the new steel casket.
What’s so special about this coffin? I asked the funeral director.
He replied, It has a lifetime warranty.

　　在将母亲下葬9个月后，当地殡仪馆的一个客户终于攒够了钱去买那副他早就相中的价值不菲的棺材了。
他把母亲的棺材挖了出来，将尸体转移到了那副新的钢制棺材中。
这副棺材有什么特别?我问葬礼的承办人。
他回答说，这种棺材终生保修。

　　
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