简单搞笑的儿童英语小品

　　 简单搞笑的儿童英语小品。小学英语是培养孩子兴趣的时刻，如果能够在小学阶段，养成孩子们喜欢英语的习惯对于以后的英语学习有很大的帮助。为了帮助小学生提高英语学习兴趣，大思英语小编为大家带来了搞笑的儿童英语小品。

　　

　　 简单搞笑的儿童英语小品

　　 Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)

　　 Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景

　　 Scene1(At Salesman’s home)

　　 N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!

　　 S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……

　　 Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)

　　 First, put the flour on the table.

　　 Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)

　　 Now press, press……

　　 Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)

　　 Press, press……

　　 Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!

　　 Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……

　　 Now let me cut it into pieces!

　　 One, two, three, four, five……(用脏菜刀)

　　 Wow, everything is ready!

　　 糖果钻出来(跳舞)，跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…

　　 S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……

　　 C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)

　　 Scene2(At the school gate)

　　 N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. (Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩)

　　 (小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……

　　 M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!

　　 A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!

　　 M: Let’s ask him.

　　 A: OK!

　　 C: Don’t buy me!(非常焦急)

　　 MA: Why?

　　 C: I’m dirty!

　　 M: No, you look nice!

　　 C: What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)

　　 S: Candies! Candies!(引诱两个女孩)

　　 MA: How much are they?

　　 S: Do you have money?(轻蔑)

　　 MA: Money?(对视)

　　 M:Oh, I’ve no money!(失落之极)

　　 A: Me too.

　　 S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)

　　 M: What can we do now?

　　 A: Let’s ask dad for money.

　　 M: But how to ask?

　　 A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.(自信)

　　 M: Good idea!(全部下场)

　　 Scene 3:(At Maggie’s home)

　　 N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)

　　 M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)

　　 A: And play the guitar for us!

　　 M: We know you play so well!

　　 (爸爸诧异地看着孩子)

　　 D: Oh? What a bright day today!

　　 MA: Please, dad!(哀求)

　　 D:OKOK! Let’s.

　　 (取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?

　　 MA: Of course!

　　 (开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来you first之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。)

　　 D: What’s the matter?

　　 M: Dad, we have no money!

　　 A: Can we have some please?

　　 D: I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more.

　　 M:I want to buy some candies at the school gate.

　　 A: They look so sweet and nice!

　　 M: Other students always buy them!

　　 D: But……You can’t ! They are quite unhealthy. Please go and do your homework.(置之不理，转头看报，孩子回到房间)

　　 M: What shall we do now?

　　 A: Let me think …well, I know!(轻声在Maggie耳边说)

　　 M: Oh, you are so clever! Let’s go.(回到爸爸身边)

　　 M: Dad, I want a new eraser!

　　 A: I want a longer ruler!

　　 MA: Dad, please!

　　 D: Things are expensive these days. We have to save money!

　　 M: But dad, my eraser is too small now!(拿出破橡皮来给爸爸看)

　　 A: And my ruler is broken.(拿出断尺)

　　 D: OK, children. I believe you this time, make sure, don’t buy the food at the school gate. It’s unhealthy! Do you know?

　　 MA: Yes, sir!

　　 D: Here you are !( 给钱)

　　 MA: Thanks very much, dad! Bye!(非常高兴，下场)

　　 N: The next day, when the class is over ,Maggie and Alice come to the salesman again. They are happy to buy the candies and then have them, but soon they feel a stomachache.

　　 (孩子高兴地买了糖，边吃边回家，小贩下场，孩子到家后肚子痛)

　　 M: Aiyo!……(两人躬着背进场)

　　 A: …….

　　 D: What’s wrong?

　　 M: I’ve a stomachache!

　　 A: Me too!

　　 D: What did you eat? The food at the school gate?

　　 M: Yes. We had some candies just now.

　　 A: I had some too!

　　 D: Oh! You’ve cheated me! You bought the candies instead of the eraser and ruler. I always tell you that don’t buy the food at the school gate, they are unhealthy!(生气)

　　 M: But they look nice!

　　 A: And tastes good!

　　 MA: Aiyo……

　　 D:Well, Let’s go to the salesman together and have a look!

　　 MA: OK.

　　 Scene 4: (At the school gate)

　　 N: When they get to the school gate, a policeman is asking the salesman to go away.

　　 (正走到校门口，发现警察驱赶校门口的小贩)

　　 P: Hey! You shouldn’t stay here, leave now!

　　 C: Let’s go home, let’s go home! (轻声并拉小贩)

　　 S: No! My candies are nice and popular here! And…

　　 C: You are telling a lie! I’m very dirty and unhealthy!

　　 MA: Dad, it’s him! Aiyo…(指着小贩)

　　 D: He?

　　 (警察走过来问爸爸，朝小孩)

　　 P: What’s the matter with them?

　　 D: They got a stomachache after having his candies.

　　 S: Really? But I’ve never heard of it. And……

　　 P: Stop, stop!(打断小贩) Look at the two girls! Are you guilty? You must be honest with the students, and don’t sell candies any more.(非常严厉)

　　 S: OK. I know. (羞愧)

　　 C: Let’s go home. Let’s go home.

　　 Policeman(对小孩): Girls, please listen! Don’t buy the candies next time. They are bad for your health.

　　 D: Yes, he is right. And you shouldn’t tell a lie to me. Try to be an honest person! Will you?

　　 MA: OK, dad!

　　 P: Let’s take them to the hospital now.

　　 D: OK, Let’s go.

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　　 经典童话剧《灰姑娘》

　　 角色：Cinderella, 父亲，继母， Helen, Jerry, Fairy, Prince, Ministers, Soldier 1, Soldier 2，马2匹，Peagion，cat , dog 旁白

　　 服装：公主礼服4套，父亲服装1套，王子礼服1套，士兵礼服2套，马服装2套，鸽子服装，猫服装、狗服装

　　 道具：马车、请柬、魔杖、水晶鞋、钟、头饰、伴奏音乐磁带 剧本：

　　 第一场

　　 旁白：Long, long ago, there was a cute girl, her name is Cinderella, her mother was dead, her father loved her very much.

　　 Father: Dear daughter! These presents are for you! Do you like them? Cinderella: Yeah, thank you, Dad.

　　 Father: My lovely daughter, I hope you are happy forever! 旁白：But one day, her father married a new wife. Look, her step mother and her new sisters are coming.

　　 Stepmother: Helen, Helen, look, how beautiful the house is!

　　 Helen: Yes, and so many fruits. Apples，bananas, mangoes and lychee. Wow, I like them.(吃水果)

　　 Jerry: Mum, look, so many beautiful clothes. I like this dress. (往身上穿) Cinderella： Oh, no, that’s my dress. It’s a new dress my father bought for me. Jerry： Who are you? Mum, who is she? Stepmother: She is your little sister. Jerry: Mum, I like her dress.(拽衣服)

　　 Helen：I like her necklace.(抢项链戴在脖子上)

　　 Stepmother: (手指Cinderella，恶狠狠地)Do the laundry and get on with your duties. Clean the floor right away. And what’s more, bring me my breakfast. Helen: Cinderella! Get me my sweater. I feel a little cold.

　　 Jerry: (不耐烦地)Hurry up! Prepare the carriage for me. Give me my gloves. I’ll be late for my date. You’re so, you’re always so sluggish.

　　 旁白：After that, Cinderella had been their servant. She worked and worked from morning to night. She had no room to live, she had no good food to eat and good clothes to wear. She was more and more dirty, so people called her Cinderella.

　　 第二场

　　 旁白：On day, the king held a party for the prince to choose the girl he loved. Every maid in the town was invited to the party. (敲门声)

　　 Stepmother: Who is it?

　　 Soldier: It’s me. I’m the soldier of the palace.

　　 (打开门)Good morning, madam, this is for you and your daughters. Stepmother: What is it?(打开信看)

　　 (欢呼)Hurry up! Come on! Helen, Jerry, good news! There will be a big dancing party in the palace. The prince will select a queen among the young girls. Two daughters(欢呼)： Hooray! I’ll be the queen!

　　 Stepmother: (喜悦、亲切地) Come on, daughters. You must put on your most beautiful dress and make up! (打开衣柜翻找漂亮的衣服) Cinderella: Mum, I want to go ,too. Stepmother: (鄙视地) You? You can’t.

　　 Helen: (双手插腰)Look at yourself, so dirty and so ugly. Jerry : You haven’t a good dress. Helen: You haven’t nice shoes.

　　 Jerry: (嘲笑地)No dress, no shoes? You have nothing. Cinderella: (悲伤地)I want? (话被打断)

　　 Stepmother: Helen, Jerry, are you ready? Let’s go.

　　 Cinderella: Oh, my friends. I really want to go. What shall I do? Cat, Peagion, Dog: Don’t be so sad, Cinderella. At least, we are with you.

　　 Fairy: (同情地抚摩着Cinderella的头)Poor girl, come on, don’t be so sad, dry those tears! let me help you.

　　 Cinderella: (惊讶地Can you help me? Fairy: Yes, of course!

　　 Cinderella: The prince is having a beautiful party. Fairy: Yes, yes, I know.

　　 Cinderella: (沮丧地)No dress, no shoes, I have nothing. Fairy: Now?listen to me, close your eyes? Cinderella: (闭上眼睛)Like this?

　　 Fairy: Yes. Abracadabra! ( 挥摩杖，Cinderella穿上了一套漂亮的舞会礼服和一双水晶鞋) Animals: Wow, how beautiful!

　　 Cat: You’re the most beautiful girl I’ve seen.

　　 Dog: Yes! You will be the most beautiful girl in the party! Peagion: Yes! And the prince will love you at once! Cinderella: It likes a dream. I’m so happy! Thank you!

　　 Fairy: Cinderella, go to the party and dance. Bless you, my child. Enjoy yourself. But remember you must come back before 12 o’clock. Or you will change back as usual. Cinderella: Thank you , I won’t forget. Fairy: (喊)Be careful! Don’t forget the time! Cinderella: I won’t forget.

　　 第三场：

　　 Minister1:(庄严地) Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the prince dancing ball. This night, our prince will select the most beautiful and kindest girl to be his queen .Now, young girls, come to the front,please!

　　 Minister2：How are they? Which one do you like? Prince: No, I don’t like anyone. (Cinderella come in)

　　 Ministers:(惊奇地) Wow, how beautiful! She’s like a fairy. She’s like a Angel. She’s so lovely. She’s like a princess. How pretty the girl is!

　　 Prince: (走上前去拉手)Pretty princess, may I dance with you? Cinderella: (大方地)I’d like to. (music and dance)

　　 (one person pick up a clock)

　　 Cinderella: (焦急地)Oh, it’s five to twelve. it’s time to go back. Oh, my goodness! Prince: (奇怪地)What’s the matter?

　　 Cinderella: (惊慌地跑出去)It’s midnight. It’s almost midnight. I must go now.(慌忙中掉了一只鞋)。

　　 Prince: (向前追去)Wait, princess, wait! (拿起鞋) Pretty princess! Why are you leaving? I must find you! Soldiers! Soldiers: Yes!

　　 Prince: Take the shoe to every house. You must find the girl for me. Soldiers: Yes, your highnesss! 第四场

　　 旁白：The next day, every maid in the town was ordered to try the glass shoe. Whoever the shoe fitted well would be the bride of the prince. (士兵拿着一只水晶鞋，敲门)

　　 Stepmother: What’s the matter, soldiers?

　　 Soldier1: Are there any young girls in your family, madam? Soldier2: The pretty princess lost her shoe in the palace. Soldier3: The prince wants to find her and marry her. Helen: (跑上去)Let me try.The shoe is mine.

　　 Soldier1: No,it’s not yours. It’s too small for you. Helen: (抢过鞋)It’s mine. Let me try it.

　　 Soldier2: No, it’s not yours, it’s too small for you.

　　 Stepmother:(夺下鞋) Hi, come on, maybe it’s mine. Let me try it.

　　 Soldier3:(摇头)Oh, my god, it couldn’t be yours. Do you have another daughter? Cinderella: (从楼梯上走下来)Hello, gentlemen, may I try it? Stepmother :(厌恶地)You? Go away! Helen: Look at yourself!

　　 Helen: So dirty and so ugly!

　　 Head Soldier: No, ladies, let her try! Come, little girl, try it on, please! Cinderella: Thank you! (试鞋)

　　 Soldiers: (惊喜地)Wonderful! It’s yours! It fits for you very well! Soldier1:(Call prince)5535240

　　 Prince: Hello, this is prince speaking!

　　 Soldier1: Good news, your highnesss! We have found the beautiful girl. Prince: Really? That’s wonderfull! I’ll come at once.

　　 Fairy: My child, happy time is coming. Let me help you again.(Y魔棒一挥，Cinderella穿上了漂亮的礼服。) (Prince comes in)

　　 Prince: (真挚地)Oh, my deariest princess, Would you like to go with me and be my queen? Cinderella: (喜悦地) OK!

　　 Stepmother and sisters: How did it happen?(昏倒)

　　 旁白：Cinderella found her happiness. The prince and her held a grand wedding ceremony and they lived in happiness from then on.

　　 以上就是大思英语小编对简单搞笑的儿童英语小品分享的全部内容。在英语学习中运用儿童英语小品是比较好的的方法，因此希望你在学习过程中多练习儿童英语小品。